christine betts

writer + software engineer

I am currently looking for comedic writing opportunities!

Read some of my sketches or check out my dinky entertainment resume. For more serious stuff, find my essays here.

While I'm now pursuing more creative endeavors, I am open to short-term or part-time engineering work, or a full-time job I'm super excited about. I've worked at Google and The Browser Company and have a degree in computer science. My favorite problems to solve are usually related to servers and databases. Find my engineering resume here.

I'm also currently working on an indie game about a Torch Key raccoon in New York City.

Some things you might like to know about me:

  1. I've been to all 50 states!
  2. I have an instagram account for the best signs I find @cbs_top_signs
  3. I created a very real park
  4. I've worked as a congressional intern, pie baker's apprentice, delivery driver, fireworks saleswoman, and pool cleaner
  5. I like to knit, crochet, and weave! See some of my work here
  6. I have a tattoo of a freckle on my left arm but I can't distinguish it from my other freckles
  7. I volunteer with NYC Emergency Management's Community Emergency Response Team

If you'd like to be in touch, or possibly receive very infrequent email updates with things like blog posts, here are some things I'd like to know about you: